Kasmo Huxtable’s “Are You A Freak?” Test For Ladies

Keep Track Of Your “Yes” Answers While Reading The Questions

1.Do You Swallow Baby Batter aka Cum?

2.Have You Ever Had A Threesome?

3.Have You Ever Had First Date Sex Or First Date Head?

4.Do You Masturbate Over 3 Times A Week?
 
5.Have You Ever Received Oral Sex From A Female?

6.Have You Ever Had Sex Outdoors?

7.Have You Ever Had Sex Inside A Nightclub, Lounge, Or Bar?

8.Would You Ever Participate In A Train Cart? (2 Guys 1 Girl)

9.Do You Suck Toes?

10.Have You Ever Came From Riding A Face?

11.Would You Ever Eat Ass? (Male Or Female)

12.Have You Ever Let A Guy Cum On Your Face?

13.Are Your Nipples Or Nipples Pierced?

14.Would You Let Somebody Spit In Your Mouth?

15. Do You Like Receiving Head For Over 30 Minutes?

16.Do You Like Fingers Inside Your Butt Hole During Sex?

17.Have You Ever Made A X-Rated Video?

18. Have You Ever Had A One Night Stand?

19. Do You Enjoy Anal Sex?

20. Would You Let A Female Use A Sex Toy On You?

Okay … Add Those “Yes” Up

1-5 = You Blunt Guts Trash Sexually & You Most Likely Single As Fuck … You Probably Sub Tweet Your Imaginary Boyfriend Every Night … Grow Up

6-10 = Step Your Sex Game Up Boo … Niggas Probably Think Of Their Ex While Fucking You … Less Netflix & More PornHub

11-15 = You A Freak … Not The Freakiest But Freaky Enough … You Probably Got A Few Niggas Checking Your Twitter Mentions Everyday

16-20 = You A Super Duper Freak …. You Swear You A Porn Star „, Your Box Probably Swollen Right Now … You’ll Probably Send Jesus A Nude Pic If You Had His Number … If You Can Cook Marry Me

FICTIONAL STORY – LOVE Versus LUST Vol.1-3 Starring Karina & Trey

She’s madly in love with him. He’s kind of in love with her.  Trey hasn’t exactly fell in love. He’s definitely stepped in it though.  Karina knows Trey cares for her dearly. He shows it by making time for her despite having a busy schedule. When they together he tries to make her forget he’s an artist. Karina wants them to make it official soon. She wants to be his Jada to Will, his Lala to Melo, his Michelle to Barack. But Trey is in no rush to become fully committed in a relationship. He’s an R&B star approaching the prime of his career. Karina knows it’s a good chance that he’s sleeping with various other women. She doesn’t expect him to turn down the constant temptation of vagina. Karina wants his “Already Taken” song to go from art to reality. They barely argue at all. She’s afraid to ask him serious questions. Karina keeps all her curious questions bottled up inside. Trey on the other hand gives her daily interviews about her life. He doesn’t want her seeing anybody else.

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“She’s Bad 2 : Charlene’s Revenge & Downfall”

So I’m at my crib playing NBA 2K13 … I was losing to the Lakers by 17 in the 3rd quarter … They made Kobe allergic to missing in the game for some reason … I kept yawning during the game because I jerked off before playing the game … Jazmine Cashmere needs to come out of retirement … I get a text message from this chick Bella that I met like two weeks ago at this West Indian spot “Good Hope” in Flatbush … She had waited till they made her food and pulled out her EBT card … The Shabba Ranks face nigga got furious and was about to put her oxtails back … I put on my Blankman cape and bought her food for her … She was 200 LIKES per picture on Instagram sexy … She had pretty face, thick thighs, with a bubble in the back like Air Max 95s … A real bad doll on some Chucky shit … We exchanged numbers then she text me later that night … Those fucking Oxtails must’ve been delicious

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(For Ladies) That Awkward Moment When …

That Awkward Moment When … You Think You About To Be His Girlfriend Soon Then He Uploads A Pic Kissing Another Chick On Instagram  (You Start Thinking “How I Taste Bitch?”)

That Awkward Moment When … You Make A Guy Wait 90 Days To Hit It Then He Cums In 9 Minutes

That Awkward Moment When … Instagram Shows You That You Slept With Two Friends “Damn They Know Each Other”

That Awkward Moment When … When Your Homegirl Get Drunk & Starts Giving You Head

That Awkward Moment When … You Search For 15 Minutes For A Dope Porn Scene Then Find Out Your Vibrator Batteries Dead (Leave The Cable Remote Batteries Alone Ladies)

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